Monday, August 31, 2009


Seems there is strange trend spreading across Russia Internet. It all has started after the lady from the photo above has posted her photo on Russian social network. She became popular very fast for this photo. Some people say because of her enormous bottom compared to face, some say just because of the look of her eyes, some are sure that just in overall this photo is cool. Now, hundreds of Russian ladies try to make a photo in such position, as you can see below. The call it “to make Vilena-style photo” - Vilena that’s the name of the first girl
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Take note we think this pose will be very hip for fall.  
Original Poser named Vilena

Friday, August 28, 2009

Friday Muse: Indian Summer

This heat wave has me thinking.  The weather is very hip, and trendy and I apologize for underestimating (her/it).  We all know that Nature is hip right now and I guess the weather is part of nature, so it only makes sense that this indian summer is trending alongside other native american trends that are everywhere right now. 

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Blinded By The LIght

I have been seeing this everywhere! The hippest thing to gaze at these days is the sun.  Stare into it. Its so much brighter than anything else out there right now, and its hipness outshines us all. Love it too. I think this falls into the inversion theory (which states that as technology increases the hipper natural elements become.)  Perhaps the sun is really big right now because we are in the waning days of summer? Perhaps people are tired of staring into their computer screens? All I know is where can I get one?  

Thursday Muse: Protective Smoking Goggles

My blogging buddy Vic Hip says that it's not inspiring to post muses that are wearing Protective Smoking Goggles because it seems stale or like not eye opening or something. Fuck you Vic. Readers, please comment, let me know if it's hip to post Protective Smoking Goggle muses over and over. 

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Protective Smoking Goggles: Wednesday's Muse

Show Me Your Tit-shirt!

If you still have words on your t-shirt, take them off!  Instead of expressive statements printed on your chest it's much hipper to have your chest on your chest.  Print the body of your own sex on your t-shirt.  Large scale photo-real bodily prints are very in right now, and if not now, when? If you're a man it's very cool to show everyone, if they don't know already.  If you're a woman let everyone know, show your tits-on your shirt, it's a subtle way to let everyone know what lies beneath that thin layer of tattered cotton.   

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Tuesday Muse: Deceased Photographer Dash Snow: Photo

A girls back.  Nature. Polaroid Photo.  Dead from a drug overdose at 28 (Dash Snow/Photographer) = very hip muse for Tuesday. 

Monday, August 24, 2009

High Carb Clothing

If you're tired of dressing like a slutty-fill-in-the-blank for Halloween than it's very hip to dress like pizza.  If you can't eat it, dress like it! This is a great option for those of us (all of us) carb counters. Add style by adding toppings.  I like jalapenos and pepperoni. 

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Don't Break Up: Make Up

Next time you break up with your significant other, don't.  When the going gets rough, go get some make up and put it on.  Sometimes the best way to make-up is to make-over.  To avoid any cliche symbols, that may only provoke further arguments, try a simple and bold band from ear to ear.  The line is a timeless, graphic accent that looks great in a high contrast black or white but can also look great in a pop color. 

Thursday Muse: Paper Please

                                                 Go green and hide at the same time + look kinda like batman.   

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Freedom Porn

This is NSFW (not safe for work). I have been working long hours, for many years.  I sit at a desk designing graphics for t-shirts. I'm a graphic hamster on a hamster wheel. I like to look for images that remind me of the world beyond my desk and computer screen.  In the context of work, at my desk, and in this economic crisis, freedom porn is more subversive than any double anal scene.  

Festival Muse: Protective Smoking Goggles+Cheap Beer+Swagger

Guns-Aspirational Accessories (for Resort 09')

Guns. Guns, like smoking, are eternally hip.  The common factor is that they both kill you. There's no better way to say "see, my life is in my own hands."  Freedom is always hip- just think about all the native american stuff out there, right now.  Guns, Smoking, and Indian stuff, all exude freedom and sex and fun and are all very hip accessories.  If one could somehow accessorize with his or her own skull this would be amazing (but i guess it's impossible) 

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Muse of the Day: Revenge

Being hip comes attached with a long list of "Do's & Don'ts". Today's muse would usually fall under the Don'ts category, but if you are a Top Chef at being Hip, you can avoid consequences. Getting away with something is very hip right now. Lead by example, and do as the lad in the photo do, vanish in the night without getting caught ashing in your friends Amstel Light.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Muse of the Day: Friends w/ Benefits

If only somebody would create a freakin' iphone app. to destroy your enemies! Until so, destroy with fashion, glamour, and artillery!

Friday, August 14, 2009

Come Closer, No, Closer.

Grab a beer, grab a smoke, grab a flannel, and grab your hippest friend as close as physically possible.  This day and age losing a companion to another companion is more common than an Urban Outfitters costume on a Cinespacer. The key is to photograph your precious moments shared, so one day you can either circle yourselves with a heart or tear the polaroid right down the middle and ingulf into flames. Either way, having the option is always the key to staying very hip.

Muse of the Day: Camera Dave

A wise hipster once said..."If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it was meant to be". Well that was then and this is now..."If you love something, get that shit tatted on your forearm. Make sure to keep it as literal as possible preferably with text describing the object your hip heart desires."