Speaking Of Limited Edition

Fuck Colorways, limited edish Nikes are all about technology these days. While your buddy is going on about the new dunks he got with the lime green banana flava pink and blue goose whites with the Black Night all up on the swoosh-try taking out your new pair of computer chip dunks: watch him start crying. Finally a sensible collaboration between third world technology graveyards (where all our discarded flat screens and tech. detritus goes to be disassembled by the poor) and other underclass/underpaid factory workers (who assemble Nike Dunks) has brought the Nike Dunk to new artistic heights....

Hip Rips (Rip It)

No rip can still be hip, but looking like you have "lived" or "done stuff" is very hip right now, so try ripping your tights, t-shirt, jeans, or any other item that you think deserves to look like you've owned it for more than a week (which you haven't but that's o.k.)

Hip Over Ice

Hot coffee is so last winter. Try pouring something blazing hot over something fiercely frozen. This way you get the best of both worlds, the same way being hip is a combination of opposite discrepancies. Stay cool by staying hip...

Tubes Tied Tube Top

No more discrimination conversations regarding the tube top. Until now, the tube top has been such a hip wardrobe necessity for your lady, now you can floss them shoulder protrusions as well. Men don't need to hide any bra straps which makes this fashion statement an easy wear.

 

Trend Report: Protective Goggles For Smoking

Of course smoking is hip right now-it's pretty much always in style-but making weird faces when the smoke gets in your eyes can really ruin a perfectly hip outfit.  We have been noticing a lot of these protective goggles for smokers and there for sure going to be huge for summer 09 all the way through winter, no doubt.  Whoever thought of these things is a G-E-N-I-U-S!