Friday, February 26, 2010

Vernacular Fashion Accessories

New-we find: sometimes, but not always, hand made accessories born of the spiraling hall of mirrors that is our fashion nightmares (and our daytime reality). In fact these new looks are like an attempt to scream oneself out of a horrible endless nightmare. The nightmare, maybe, would be like one of those loop dreams. How can we shake the monotony? Perhaps accentuate your fur with a Vagina Hat? Make your toast into jewelry or use abstract symbolism to make spike bangs in the bill of your hat. A shopping cart is not just a shopping cart but a cage that keeps you sustained (and confined) like a jail for food (below).

1 comment:

  1. I had always said: Vagina hats are the new aviator sunglasses.
    See them on a street near you soon.