Standing On things You Normally Don't

This season narcissism has teamed with standing/posing on things that you normally would not. It's an unexpected pairing that has delivered some outstanding results. We are just starting to heart this trend; we have a semi-heart-on for it. Some ideas for things to stand or sit on: a tombstone (a little goth, but hey that's an acceptable reference point these days,) a sculpture, baroque furniture, or high up on a tree. Can't wait to see how this trend evolves.

Hair Die X Lack Of Commitment

This spring, (it's spring right?), partially died hair is a very strong trend. We heart it! This is a "have your cake and eat it too" type

trend. To clarify, if you are partially passionate about updating your attempts at self expression try bleaching and then dying just the

tips of your hair. It's a way of paying homage to your adolescence and that time when you where 13 when dying or bleaching healthy

baby hair was a way to say "fuck you mom." This trend is an update to that, try it, heart, hate it, change it.

It's Gon' Rain! Hip Umbrellas Of April.

It's April so rain showers are trending right now. Unpredictable weather, socio-economic uncertainty, regime changes... we believe all these things are causing culture consumers to rethink and revisit the boring old umbrella. This is an emerging trend, but we believe that the re-emergence of the Umbrella has a lot to do with greater social issues that are also inextricably linked to weather which is inextricably linked to humankind etc... But they are also stylish and functional and can be an unexpected form of self expression (blah blah blah.)

Glasses Porn: Not Just Protective Smoking Goggles.

I know. Anyways. I'm just sayin.' O-My-God: We've been hearting glasses for a while. And still do. And probably never won't love em. See even retarded people look smart in them. But actually being smart, not so hip, right now. But looking Mensa + being a girl = great and we love it. Forever. Trending way up, and way circular too.

Funny Faces Vs. DIY Mustache

Summer's almost here. I can feel it. And so can you. Look at your faces, they are so funny, so playful, so hip. Hand gestures and fake mustaches tell me, it's time to show more flesh. This time, for summer, try to choreograph your playful antics: the Japanese have been doing it for years so don't you think us white boys should start?