Friday, July 31, 2009

35mm of Hip

Taking a photo of what you take a photo with is very hip right now...

Trend Forecast: Accessorizing with Alcohol to Your Lips

I have been seeing this everywhere and it's fun for summer. Roll your pants up, put a scoop neck oversized t-shirt on, grab a bottle or aluminum can (of something cheap--doesn't work with Blue Moon) and put your drink of choice up to your lips. Grab your iphone and take a picture. Instant refreshing hipness will ensue and nourish your parched coolness. With all this global warming it's important to not let your coolness melt away.

Thursday, July 30, 2009


So enough with all that straight forward coolness, as we all know, it's very hip to bring it back. Wether you back peddle, take it from the back, or even dress like they did back in the days, you must always remember your "hipstory". So don't let them see your future or else you may never find it again. Back off and pose for the future Hipsters that will now always be behind.

HIPSTORY - Hip this very moment has already become the past...

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hip Over Ice

Hot coffee is so last winter. Try pouring something blazing hot over something fiercely frozen. This way you get the best of both worlds, the same way being hip is a combination of opposite discrepancies. Stay cool by staying hip...

2 Cups Of Coffee: Muse of the Day.

2 Cups Of Coffee/Smoking Goggles/Snarly Expression. Fuck Yes.

for more On the Holding Cups Check out....

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hip Weed Smokers.

With all this its very hippy stuff out there it seems only obvious that weed smoking is hip again. It wasn't hip for a while, I know--but if you believe in your feather headband than most likely you believe in blazing a fat one of some of that skywalker kush. Its even hipper to smoke weed if your a girl-- I dont know why. Protective smoking goggles can work with this type of smoke too.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Trends in Alcohol Consumption (summer 09)

If its very hip than it is safe to say that it is very cheap or very expensive (or it's micro brewed and ordered with the word pint before it) But cheap booze drunken straight outta the bottle or can, is trending right now, for summer and possibly into fall. Try having a buddy snap a pic while you get drunk-this may add irony (a very in accessory) to your fashion forward ensemble. You can try showing a nipple too while drinking cheap beer.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

You Silly Rabbit - Hip is for Kids

Dress like your favorite animal and play your favorite instrument. Bobb Bruno is my favorite human dressed as bunny.
It's very hip to play music, so it's even more hip to play music in a cute costume...

Watch Bunny Video Here

Thank you for the pretty photos Kevin Hayes (whom might I add, Is very hip Himself)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

You Are What You T-shirt

Life in the Hall Of Mirrors. Your reflection of self, on a t-shirt. What came first, the t-shirt or the person? Put yourself on a t-shirt: and within a t-shirt. And, by the way, my other t-shirt has your mom in it.

Protective Smoking Goggles: Muse of The Day

We Heart this Lady. Her eyes are so well protected.

Trend in Posing: Fetal x Art Direction = as hip as the Tea Cup Pose??

Hey Are you Ok? Are you crying? Who so creatively decorated your surroundings? Well it looks fabulous, fuck that it looks Amaazing! They must work as an assistant to some really cool photographer--if not they should.

Fetal pose is probably one of the hottest ways to get a very hip photo of yourself or friend (right now). Fetal is an easy pose that most of us can pull off--we all have at least 9 months of experience with this one--at least. Its the comfort food of poses and its very hip right now to have a sense of comfort (with the economy the way it is and all.)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Trend Report: Jerkin' the New Dance Craze

This new dance looks like an old dance. Kinda like vaudeville meets Crumpin. Its Hot, its very hip and if I learn how to do it so should you. That way we could jerk off together

American Icon X Posing with Animals:

Audrey Hepburn, an american icon, was no stranger to posing with animals. She had wonderful style, and choice of animals. Sometimes it's important to look to the past for inspiration: Audrey knew that an animal can be used to accessorize with-as we can see from these photos. I wonder if she was aware of the inversion theory of animal hipness? The law states that as technology increases in society the more hip un-technological things become. For more on this subject click the label "posing with animals."

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Wisdom x Effortless Cool= Owls (still hip)

In 2009 owls are still running things. These wise old animals prove that intelligence is hip. Plus, having beautiful eyes that gaze with empty intent onto a sometimes less-than-hip world = sexy and aspirational. Make owls into products for your loft. Make owls into street art and paste them up! Make a dollar bill into the owl. Get an owl tatoo'd. Or hang out with your owl wrangling uncle--just to get to know an owl better. You won't regret it.